I'm in the red for NaNoWriMo. Two entire days without a single word. I plan to get back on track on Monday, but the weekend is lost. I drove an hour south for the So You Think You Can Dance tour last night, and I'll be driving an hour north to see it again tonight.
"What's that, you say? You want to write? You just try it!"
"We have bleepin' superpowers. We'll fly to your house and jete all over your laptop."